This is not anything about porno movie star.The post may not be as exciting as the title sounds.
Someone buys a saree for the very firstime in life....not good at draping the saree...tries taking photographs of self using a not so good mobile phone camera... with the 10 sec timer on... adjusting the pleets,pallu....trying hard to place the phone at a convinient distance and height....not sure if the face or the subject is under focus...clicks the timer on ... runs to position herself ...... bammmm.... hits a chair... hurts her leg... but what??? twitches her face and bites her lips(like rani mukherjee in one of the songs from aiyya) unintentionally.... damn... camera captures the very moment vividly...out of sheer excitement(first saree bought for self you see) runs to a friend.... presents the photo... deeply looking in to the one of those lipbiting pictures... a comment/compliment unfolds.... and over night a porn star is born.(You look like a porn star).
nowhere to be featured in playboy or anyother such magazine. Baffled by the innovative interpretation...in go to trash all the pictures. Mission accomplished!!!! and thus lost is a very talented bollywood actress.
Do friends have to to be too casual? Don't mind whatever said and done?
"Only you can make yourself feel like shit ."
So,born is a new porno star who has bleak hopes of getting married some day.Another trivial incident and arises now a mentally challenged porno star who immediately needs psychiatric help,whom nobody would dare to marry or would by mistake marry and regret for the whole life.
Insectomnia... this doesnt have to mean anything or make sense.
Place:Somewhere in the city of bangalore
Time: Post 9 PM
A girl/lady/aunty or whatever is at a house never seen before nor even dreamt of.OLD house.. with parents.
Don't really remember how she gets in to the house but is yelling at her mom .Sits on a chair or just lies down. All of a sudden ,all kinds of weird,peculiar bizzare hoard of insects just start crawling on to her hands,pierce the skin and get in to it... she tries to stop... but they are unstoppable.... she starts crying and shouting for help.But,nobody believes her (parents i mean).Not until her hands start bleeding ,and strange things are visible under the skin.
Next moment insects start pouring in from nowhere.. and the whole house is filled with them... the parents then get a bag of ash and start sprinkling and the numbers start dwindling.
Meanwhile there is this pale green butterfly kind of insect,with its one leg attached to the wings making it cripple and flightless.Somebody appears,carefully detaches the legs from the wings... and yay its again able to flutter ... fell the air through its wings and flyyyyyyyyyyyyy like never before.
Someone buys a saree for the very firstime in life....not good at draping the saree...tries taking photographs of self using a not so good mobile phone camera... with the 10 sec timer on... adjusting the pleets,pallu....trying hard to place the phone at a convinient distance and height....not sure if the face or the subject is under focus...clicks the timer on ... runs to position herself ...... bammmm.... hits a chair... hurts her leg... but what??? twitches her face and bites her lips(like rani mukherjee in one of the songs from aiyya) unintentionally.... damn... camera captures the very moment vividly...out of sheer excitement(first saree bought for self you see) runs to a friend.... presents the photo... deeply looking in to the one of those lipbiting pictures... a comment/compliment unfolds.... and over night a porn star is born.(You look like a porn star).
nowhere to be featured in playboy or anyother such magazine. Baffled by the innovative interpretation...in go to trash all the pictures. Mission accomplished!!!! and thus lost is a very talented bollywood actress.
Do friends have to to be too casual? Don't mind whatever said and done?
"Only you can make yourself feel like shit ."
So,born is a new porno star who has bleak hopes of getting married some day.Another trivial incident and arises now a mentally challenged porno star who immediately needs psychiatric help,whom nobody would dare to marry or would by mistake marry and regret for the whole life.
Insectomnia... this doesnt have to mean anything or make sense.
Place:Somewhere in the city of bangalore
Time: Post 9 PM
A girl/lady/aunty or whatever is at a house never seen before nor even dreamt of.OLD house.. with parents.
Don't really remember how she gets in to the house but is yelling at her mom .Sits on a chair or just lies down. All of a sudden ,all kinds of weird,peculiar bizzare hoard of insects just start crawling on to her hands,pierce the skin and get in to it... she tries to stop... but they are unstoppable.... she starts crying and shouting for help.But,nobody believes her (parents i mean).Not until her hands start bleeding ,and strange things are visible under the skin.
Next moment insects start pouring in from nowhere.. and the whole house is filled with them... the parents then get a bag of ash and start sprinkling and the numbers start dwindling.
Meanwhile there is this pale green butterfly kind of insect,with its one leg attached to the wings making it cripple and flightless.Somebody appears,carefully detaches the legs from the wings... and yay its again able to flutter ... fell the air through its wings and flyyyyyyyyyyyyy like never before.
